HAR DIWALI PE WhatsApp ka ek hi pattern hota hai — subah se phone chim chim karta rehta hai aur 127 unread messages dikhte hain, mostly the same “May this festival bring you joy and prosperity” line copy-pasted with different glittery fonts. Lekin agar aap thoda dhyaan se dekhein, toh har message ek zodiac sign ka hi flavour hota hai. Koi rocket energy se “Boom boom Diwali vibes!” bhej raha hota hai, koi spreadsheet ke format mein wish likhta hai, aur koi sirf “Same to you” likh kar vanish ho jaata hai.