HAR DIWALI PE WhatsApp ka ek hi pattern hota hai — subah se phone chim chim karta rehta hai aur 127 unread messages dikhte hain, mostly the same “May this festival bring you joy and prosperity” line copy-pasted with different glittery fonts. Lekin agar aap thoda dhyaan se dekhein, toh har message ek zodiac sign ka hi flavour hota hai. Koi rocket energy se “Boom boom Diwali vibes!” bhej raha hota hai, koi spreadsheet ke format mein wish likhta hai, aur koi sirf “Same to you” likh kar vanish ho jaata hai.

Toh chaliye dekhte hain — aap kaunsa Diwali forward factory ho based on your zodiac!

♈ Aries → “GOOD MORNING 💥💥 HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL!!!”

Aries subah 6:03 a.m. pe hi pura group jaga deta hai. Caps lock on, emojis overload, aur enthusiasm sky-high. Message ke end mein likha hota hai “Forwarded many times” kyunki inhone teen baar khud hi bheja hota hai. After all, patience level zero, energy level infinity.

♉ Taurus → “May this Diwali bring peace, prosperity, and… paneer tikka.”

Taurus ka forward hamesha food se inspired hota hai. Caption mein “Stay blessed” likha hota hai, par background mein samosa dikh raha hota hai. Inke liye festive wishes = festive snacks. Diya emoji optional, but chai cup compulsory.

♊ Gemini → “Diwali vibes ✨🔥 (also me rn: eating kaju katli for breakfast)”

Gemini ke message mein har cheez ka mix hota hai — ek aesthetic quote, ek meme, ek selfie aur ek spelling mistake. Caption itna chaotic hota hai ki lagta hai AI ne likha ho, par actually ye khud ne 5 drafts ke baad final kiya hota hai.

♋ Cancer → “Har ghar mein roshni ho, har dil mein pyaar ✨💛”

Cancer ka forward ek emotional rollercoaster hota hai. Background mein family photo, caption mein “missing old times,” aur end mein crying emoji. Ye woh log hain jo WhatsApp par bhi tissue leke wish bhejte hain.

♌ Leo → “My Diwali look >> your entire timeline 💅🔥”

Leo message nahi bhejta, performance deta hai. Ek boomerang of lighting diyas, ek slo-mo of smiling with sparklers, aur caption mein “Love and Light 💫✨.” Ye log “Happy Diwali” tab likhte hain jab sab unki outfit ki tareef kar chuke hote hain.

♍ Virgo → “Wishing you and your family a very Happy & Prosperous Diwali.”

Virgo ka message corporate template hota hai. Alignment perfect, grammar flawless, aur spacing 1.5 lines. Caption mein ek diya emoji, aur signature line: “– Regards, R.” Matlab ye log Diwali wish bhej bhi rahe hain, par ISO certified format mein.

♎ Libra → “Filter toh laga loon na?”

Libra ka Diwali forward ek visual production hota hai — perfectly lit diya, blurred background, aur caption “Just a lil sparkle ✨.” Ye log wish likhne se zyada time uske font select karne mein lagate hain. End result? Pretty AF but perpetually delayed.

♏ Scorpio → “May your light never fade. Ever.”

Scorpio ka message half-wish, half-warning lagta hai. Background black, font red, aur tone so intense ki lagta hai Netflix intro chal raha hai. Ye log festive greetings bhi mystery thriller style mein bhejte hain — subtle, sexy, slightly scary.

♐ Sagittarius → “Happy Diwali from Goa, lol 🧨”

Sagittarius ka forward hamesha travel backdrop ke saath aata hai. Caption mein “light up your life” likha hota hai par photo beach sunset ki hoti hai. Ye log wishes bhi adventure ke saath bhejte hain. Reply karo toh bolenge: “Aaja, yahin aag laga rakhi hai.”

♑ Capricorn → “Please don’t burst crackers. Save the environment. Happy Diwali.”

Capricorn ka message responsible citizen vibes deta hai. Font simple, tone sincere, aur grammar Oxford-approved. Ye log ek hi message se guilt aur gyaan dono deliver karte hain. Forward nahi, PSA bhejte hain.

♒ Aquarius → “Let’s manifest clean energy and inner light 🌌”

Aquarius ka forward ek cosmic TED Talk hota hai. Caption mein “This Diwali, align your chakras and charge your aura” likha hota hai. Ye log sabse hatke wishes bhejte hain — thoda deep, thoda confusing, aur poora solar-powered.

♓ Pisces → “Dil se Happy Diwali 💖 (ab rona aa gaya)”

Pisces ka message soft aur senti hota hai. Voice note bhej kar “Yaar bas feel kar na” bolte hain. Background mein Arijit Singh baj raha hota hai aur end mein likha hota hai “miss you all.” Ye log sabse emotional forwards bhejte hain — sparkle ke saath sniffle included.

AB BATAO, tumhara Diwali forward zyada “copy-paste energy” ka hai ya “main ne likha hai khud se” wala vibe? Jo bhi ho, har group mein ek Leo hota hai jo selfie ke bina wish nahi bhejta, aur ek Capricorn jo har saal reminder deta hai ki pollution kam karo, par emotion full rakho.