HAR FRIEND GROUP MEIN ek insaan hota hai jo har kahaani ka Hero bhi hota hai, Victim bhi, aur Narrator bhi. Jo group chat dead hone par personally offended ho jaata hai. Humne poocha: Kya Leos sach mein toxic hain, ya unka 'Main Character Energy' bas humein thaka deta hai?

"Leos don't listen, they perform. Tu apna trauma share kar rahi hai, aur woh mental math kar rahe hain ki ispe 'POV Reel' ban sakti hai ya nahi. They are not your friend, they are your showrunner."
— Ritu, 26, Jaipur Content Creator (Manifesting a Paid Collab)

"I don't mind the leadership, but why does a simple dinner plan need a keynote speech? Leo ne casual drinks ko 'Annual General Meeting' bana diya. Bhai, itinerary mein 'spontaneity' ke liye Google Cal invite kyun bheja hai?"
— Arjun, 34, Bengaluru Product Manager (Treats Dates Like Jira Tickets)

"They are emotionally on speakerphone. Inko lagta hai inka mood swing ek 'team-wide announcement' hai. You can’t just be sad, you have to be sad at everyone."
— Mehak, 29, Chandigarh HR Professional (Sent 'Regards' But Meant 'Die')

"Worst? Nahi. Costly? Haan. Inko har cheez pe taali chahiye. Bill main bhar doon, chalega. Par waiter ke saamne 'Keep the change' bolne ka credit sirf inko chahiye."
— Sandeep, 37, Indore Wholesale Trader (Emotionally Efficient)

"Friendship with a Leo is a full-time unpaid internship. You are mostly there to fix their crown and remind them they are pretty when they have a breakdown because someone got more likes than them."
— Zoya, 24, Aligarh Law Student (Winning Arguments Nobody Started)

"Group Admin banne ke liye marenge. 'I’ll handle it, bro, I’m the leader.' Par jaise hi weekend trip ki booking aur payment ka time aayega? Suddenly unka phone aur accountability, dono 'Out of Coverage Area'."
— Rohan, 41, Mumbai Former DJ (Currently 'Between Vibes')

"It’s an occupancy issue. Ek kamre mein sirf ek Leo aur uska Ego fit ho sakta hai. There is literally no square footage left for anyone else’s problems."
— Tanya, 26, South Delhi Energy Healer (Charges GST on 'Good Vibes')

THE VERDICT: Leos worst nahi hain. Bas unka factory setting "High Volume" pe locked hai. Agar tum spotlight share kar sakte ho, toh theek hai. Agar nahi, toh shayad 'Mute' button invent hi inke liye hua tha.

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Boing Universe Clarification: Yeh log real bhi ho sakte hain, imaginary bhi — bilkul aapke office ke jaise. Agar kisi ka quote thoda zyada personally lag gaya, toh astrology ko blame karo, humein nahi.