♈ Aries – “Main toh game start hote hi fight kar deta hoon.”
Full action, full energy. Aries hote hain woh player jo instructions padhe bina hi “Start Game” daba dete hain. Aggressive, competitive, aur thoda impulsive. Basically, Kratos from God of War — power, passion aur zero chill.
♉ Taurus – “Main side quest complete karke hi aage badhta hoon.”
Taurus log stable aur loyal player hote hain. Har coin collect karte hain, har upgrade karte hain — patience on point. Comfortable pace chahiye, chaos nahi. Aapka spirit character — Super Mario, slow but solid.
♊ Gemini – “Main game khelte hue bhi commentary de raha hoon.”
Dual nature, fast reflexes, aur constant bakloli. Gemini multitask karta hai — ek haath se khelta hai, doosre se gossip karta hai. Kabhi strategist, kabhi sabse big distractor. Think Deadpool meets Among Us — unpredictable and hilarious.
♋ Cancer – “Main game mein bhi sabko bachata hoon.”
Soft heart, strong emotions. Cancer ke liye victory tab hoti hai jab team safe ho. Aap healer, caregiver, aur emotional support character ho — Princess Peach energy with extra empathy. Lose ho jao toh bhi dil jeet lete ho.
♌ Leo – “Main hero nahi, main franchise hoon.”
The spotlight follows you. Leo log har game ke poster pe fit lagte hain. Style, confidence, aur dramatic flair — GTA ke protagonist, Assassin’s Creed ke Ezio, ya koi bhi jahan entry slow motion mein ho.
♍ Virgo – “Main glitches detect karne aaya hoon.”
Virgo log perfectionist player hote hain — strategy, precision aur zero tolerance for bugs. Aap har map ka layout yaad kar lete ho aur stats track karte ho Excel sheet jaisa. Basically, Batman with Google Sheets.
♎ Libra – “Main chaos nahi, co-op prefer karta hoon.”
Aapko team balance chahiye, aesthetics chahiye, aur sabko equal credit bhi. Libra log diplomacy se jeette hain, weapons se nahi. Zelda energy — calm, composed, aur visually pleasing gameplay only.
♏ Scorpio – “Main toh stealth mode mein hi jeeta hoon.”
Aapko exposure pasand nahi, power pasand hai. Silent moves, deep strategy, aur surprise kills — that’s your game. Think Hitman or Lara Croft — mysterious, intense, aur always five steps ahead.
♐ Sagittarius – “Main mission ke beech mein sightseeing pe nikal jaata hoon.”
Adventure ke bina life boring lagti hai. Sagittarius log ke liye game bhi travel vlog ban jaata hai. You explore every corner, climb every mountain — Nathan Drake or Link vibes — curiosity over competition.
♑ Capricorn – “Main tutorial skip nahi karta.”
Discipline, patience, aur mastery — a Capricorn treats gaming like a career. Strategy pe focus, time waste nahi. Solid Snake or Geralt of Rivia type — serious, skilled, and always ready to level up responsibly.
♑ Aquarius – “Main side character bhi ban ke system hack kar loonga.”
Aquarius log creative glitch masters hote hain. Aap game ke rules todke naye bana lete ho — Watch Dogs hacker vibes or Cyberpunk rebel energy. Innovative, unpredictable, aur thoda alien logic.
♓ Pisces – “Main story mein itna doob jaata hoon ki main khud character ban jaata hoon.”
Pisces ke liye game sirf escape nahi, alternate reality hoti hai. Emotionally invested, deeply imaginative, aur thoda dreamy. You’re Link in a daydream — lost, poetic, aur heroic in your own head.
About Author
Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.
