Reality show mein har contestant ek alag hi planet se aata hai — koi drama karta hai, koi dosti, koi bas gym shots.
Aapka zodiac sign decide karta hai ki TRP badhegi ya remote udhega. Dekhiye, agar aap kisi reality show mein hote, toh kaunse type ke contestant hote
♈ Aries – “Main show jeetne nahi, rewrite karne aaya hoon.”
Aries matlab full confidence aur thoda impulsiveness. Task ho ya fight — sab mein leader banna zaroori hai. Energy itni hoti hai ki baaki contestants ya toh motivate ho jaate hain… ya migrate.
♉ Taurus – “Main tabhi perform karunga jab khaana achha ho.”
Taurus contestants apni comfort ke bina move nahi karte. Task chhodo, pehle poochte hain: “Lunch break kab hai?” Par jab mood set ho jaaye, toh dedication level Michelin-star jaisa hota hai.
♊ Gemini – “Main sabka dost bhi hoon, aur sabka competitor bhi.”
Gemini reality show ka social butterfly hota hai. Har group mein fit ho jaata hai, har gossip mein twist laata hai. Confession room mein unke statements TRP gold hote hain — unpredictable aur full masala.
♋ Cancer – “Main task nahi, dosti jeetne aaya hoon.”
Cancer contestants emotionally invested rehte hain — doston ke liye ro denge, rival ke liye bhi chai bana denge. Viewers inhe pyaar karte hain, kyunki inka dil full reality aur zero script hota hai.
♌ Leo – “Main toh TRP leke hi aata hoon.”
Leo ka har moment highlight reel hota hai — outfit, dialogue, pose, sab camera-ready. Unke liye show ek stage hai aur woh khud apne season ke Salman Khan hain.
♍ Virgo – “Main task rules padke aaya hoon, aap log kar lo drama.”
Virgo contestants perfectionist hote hain — unka strategy chart, timing, aur to-do list ready hoti hai. Baaki log chaos mein hote hain, ye calmly plan bana rahe hote hain ki kaun pehle eliminate hoga.
♎ Libra – “Main sabse accha lagta hoon, sabse.”
Libra contestants diplomacy ke master hote hain — kisi se jhagda nahi, sabse bonding hai. Unke charm pe host bhi fida, aur rivals bhi confuse. Drama nahi karte, bas effortlessly screen pe glow karte hain.
♏ Scorpio – “Main silent player hoon… par dhamaka karunga.”
Scorpio contestants kam bolte hain, par game ke andar sab kuch dekh rahe hote hain. Jab move karte hain, toh sab hila dete hain. Unka intensity level camera lens se bhi zyada sharp hota hai.
♐ Sagittarius – “Main task se zyada adventure ke liye aaya hoon.”
Sagittarius contestants spontaneous aur funny hote hain — har elimination ko joke bana dete hain. Game ke rules todte hain, par heart nahi todte. TRP unki honesty aur humour se badhti hai.
♑ Capricorn – “Main strategy likh ke laya hoon, season khatam hone se pehle jeet jaunga.”
Capricorn contestants discipline aur determination ka walking poster hote hain. Task karenge toh full dedication se, aur elimination round mein bhi suit pehen ke aayenge. Ye log show ko game bana dete hain, aur game ko plan.
♒ Aquarius – “Main creative twist leke aaya hoon.”
Aquarius contestants unpredictable aur thoda experimental hote hain — kabhi rap kar rahe hote hain, kabhi art bana rahe hote hain task ke beech. Unke ideas TRP ke liye risk, par vibe ke liye reward.
♓ Pisces – “Main toh show mein emotion leke aaya hoon.”
Pisces contestants dil se khelte hain. Har argument unke liye personal aur har eviction episode ek heartbreak. Lekin unki vulnerability itni real hoti hai ki audience inhe jeetne se pehle hi apna bana leti hai.
About Author
Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.
