Dekho yaar, duniya mein teen type ke log hote hain jo sabki mental health ka insurance claim karwa dete hain. Pehle woh jo har baat pe "mere saath toh aur bhi bura hua tha" bolte hain. Doosre woh "I'm just being honest" ke naam pe personal attack karte hain. Aur teesre woh jo message seen karke gayab ho jaate hain jaise Bermuda Triangle mein ghus gaye hon. Ab dekhte hain ki har zodiac sign in annoying logon ko kaise handle karta hai.

♈ Aries – Direct confrontation mode activated

Aries ko one-upper mile toh woh unse competition kar dega. "Tumhare paas iPhone 14 hai? Mere paas 15 Pro Max hai!" Brutally honest walon ko woh aur brutal honesty se reply dega. "Haan main mota hun, par tumhara personality toh birth se kharab hai na?" Seen pe chhodne walon ko toh woh call karke gaali dega. Patience naam ki cheez Aries dictionary mein exist hi nahi karti.

♉ Taurus – Silent treatment masterclass

Taurus one-uppers ko ignore karta hai jaise woh exist hi nahi karte. "Achha theek hai" bolke topic change kar deta hai. Brutally honest walon pe woh smile karke "hmm" bol deta hai, phir unko apni life se permanently block kar deta hai. Seen walon ka toh simple hai - Taurus bhi unko seen pe chhod deta hai. Revenge best served cold, literally.

♊ Gemini – Uno reverse card khel gaye

Gemini one-uppers se aur zyada one-up karta hai. "Oh tumhare paas Ferrari hai? Mere dost ke paas private jet hai!" Honest walon ko woh gossip material bana deta hai. "Pata hai usne kya bola mujhe?" Seen walon ko woh 47 messages bhej deta hai different topics pe. Annoy karna hai toh Gemini tumhe double annoy karega, guaranteed.

♋ Cancer – Emotional damage ho gaya ji

Cancer one-uppers ki baat sunke rona shuru kar deta hai. "Main toh kuch bhi nahi hun yaar!" Brutally honest walon pe toh full emotional breakdown. Three days tak bed se nahi uthega. Seen walon ke baare mein toh overthinking championship jeet leta hai. "Kya maine kuch galat kaha? Kya woh mujhse naraz hai?" Therapy bill badh jaati hai.

♌ Leo – Main character syndrome intensifies

Leo one-uppers ko challenge samajhta hai. "Tumhari story sunke meri yaad aa gayi!" Phir apni lambi kahani shuru. Honest walon ko woh dramatic gasp deke "How dare you?" bolega. Seen walon ko toh publicly call out karega. "Some people don't have basic manners!" Story daal dega, indirect maar maar ke. Centre of attention rehna hai bas.

♍ Virgo – Spreadsheet bana diya annoying logon ka

Virgo one-uppers ki har baat ko fact-check karta hai. "Actually, yeh mathematically possible nahi hai." Honest walon ko woh detailed feedback deta hai unki honesty pe. "Your communication skills need improvement." Seen walon ka pattern analyse karke exact time predict karta hai kab reply aayega. Everything is data, emotions are for weak people.

♎ Libra – Fake smile championship jeet li

Libra one-uppers ko "wow amazing" bolke khush kar deta hai, andar se gaali de raha hota hai. Honest walon se woh agree karta hai. "Haan yaar, you're right, I should improve." Phir ghar jaake rota hai. Seen walon ko woh follow-up message bhejta hai. "Hey, just checking if you saw my message!" People pleasing ka PhD hai inke paas.

♏ Scorpio – Revenge plotting committee formed

Scorpio one-uppers ki weakness dhoondhta hai, phir usko expose karta hai. "Interesting story, par tumhare Instagram pe toh kuch aur dikh raha hai." Honest walon ko woh mental notes mein daal leta hai, revenge cold dish hai na. Seen walon ko toh permanently block. No second chances, trust broken forever. Forgive kya hota hai?

♐ Sagittarius – Philosophy lecture shuru ho gaya

Sagittarius one-uppers ko philosophy sikhaata hai. "Yaar, life mein competition nahi, collaboration important hai." Honest walon ko woh appreciate karta hai. "I respect your honesty!" Phir unki honesty ka mazaak udaata hai friends ke saath. Seen walon ko woh voice note bhejta hai. "Text padhne mein time lagta hai kya?" Chill but savage.

♑ Capricorn – Professional distance maintain kar li

Capricorn one-uppers ko business opportunity ki tarah dekhta hai. "Achha, toh tumhare connections strong hain." Networking kar leta hai. Honest walon ko woh professionally handle karta hai. "Thank you for your feedback, I'll consider it." Seen walon ko reminder bhejta hai email jaisa. "As per my last message..." Corporate robot ban jaata hai.

♒ Aquarius – Alien mode pe chale gaye

Aquarius one-uppers ki baat sunke random fact batata hai. "Did you know dolphins sleep with one eye open?" Complete topic change. Honest walon se woh philosophical debate karta hai honesty ke concept pe. Seen walon ko woh scientific explanation deta hai. "Maybe their read receipts are broken?" Different wavelength pe operate karte hain ye log.

♓ Pisces – Victim card khel diya

Pisces one-uppers ki story sunke khud ki sad story bataata hai, but subtle way mein. "Haan, I understand, mere saath bhi..." Honest walon ke words ko personally le leta hai, phir sad playlist loop pe. Seen walon ke liye woh imaginary scenarios banaata hai. "Maybe they're in hospital?" Self-pity ka ocean mein doob jaata hai.

Toh dekha aapne? Har zodiac sign ka apna unique tarika hai annoying logon se deal karne ka. Koi confront karta hai, koi ignore karta hai, koi revenge leta hai, aur koi philosophical ban jaata hai. But sach yeh hai ki annoying log har jagah milenge - office mein, family WhatsApp group mein, dating apps pe, everywhere! Universe ka rule hai ki jitna tum inner peace dhoondhoge, utne hi zyada annoying log tumhare life mein entry marenge.

Best strategy? Accept karo ki some people are born to test your patience. Cosmic joke hai ye. So next time koi tumhe annoy kare, just remember - stars ne already decide kar rakha hai ki woh kitna annoying hoga. Blame the universe, not the person!