♈ Aries – The Spicy Trailblazer
Aries logon ke liye plain food insult hai. Tadka, chilli flakes aur risk-taking attitude — sab plate mein chahiye. If it doesn’t make your eyes water, what’s the point? The perfect ‘Hot Ones’ contestants
♉ Taurus – The Slow-Cooked Romantic
Taurus ke liye food = therapy + luxury. Candlelight, comfort, creamy pasta, aur thoda “wine pairing” ka gyaan. You’re the one who says, “Calories? Self-love bolte hain isko.”
♊ Gemini – The Snack Switcher
Mood change = menu change. Ek minute nachos, next minute sushi. Gemini log breakfast mein bhi confusion serve karte hain — but they make it look fun.
♋ Cancer – The Soulful Home Chef
Aap woh ho jinke ghar ki khushboo neighbours ko bhi emotional kar deti hai. Warm dal, soft rotis, aur thoda extra pyaar — your kitchen feels like a hug.
♌ Leo – The Foodie Influencer
Presentation > Portion. Khana pe kam aur plating pe zyada emphasis hota hai. Aakhir khaane ka photoshoot jo karna hai. But admit it — even anda-bhurji looks 5-star when you post it.
♍ Virgo – The Precision Platter
Virgos measure masala with math. Everything is balanced — taste, texture, and timing. You probably alphabetize your spice rack.
♎ Libra – The Aesthetic Eater
Aapke liye colour aur aesthetics kaafi matter karta hai. Croissant bhi pastel napkin ke bina nahi khate. Food ka taste secondary, vibe primary.
♏ Scorpio – The Mystery Diner
Dark chocolate, oysters, red wine — your taste is bold and brooding. Dinner with you feels like a plot twist.
♐ Sagittarius – The Global Grazer
Khaane mein adventure hi sabse bada flavour hai. Ethiopian breakfast, Korean BBQ, Turkish coffee — passport bhi cutlery ka part lagta hai.
♑ Capricorn – The Power Luncher
Capricorns meal bhi strategy se plan karte hain. Functional food, zero drama. Salad with deadlines, caffeine with conviction.
♒ Aquarius – The Quirky Experimenter
Aap woh log ho jo pani puri mein kombucha daal ke try kar lete ho. Innovation + chaos = signature recipe.
♓ Pisces – The Dessert Dreamer
Soft music, sweeter desserts, and emotional overeating. Every bite feels like a rom-com montage.
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BOING QUIZ | Match Ya Mismatch?
Find Your Real Food Personality — because kabhi-kabhi stars kuch bolte hain aur stomach kuch aur.
Let’s see if your plate agrees with your planets
Q1. Midnight hunger strikes. Aap...
A. Order something exotic.
B. Cook comfort food with pyaar.
C. Hunt for dessert.
D. Sleep — khana kal bhi mil jaayega.
Q2. Spice tolerance?
A. Bring it on — I breathe fire.
B. Mild but balanced.
C. Sweet > Spice any day.
D. Depends on Insta aesthetic.
Q3. At a buffet you...
A. Try sab kuch, taste sabka.
B. Head straight for dal-chawal feels.
C. Camp at the dessert counter.
D. Plate prettiest dish for the photo.
Q4. Food for you means...
A. Adventure.
B. Comfort.
C. Therapy.
D. Trend.
Q5. Jab koi aapke liye cook karta hai...
A. “Creative presentation, nice!”
B. “Bas maa jaisa taste ho.”
C. “Dessert skip kiya toh mood off.”
D. “Aesthetic plating ho toh like milega.”
Results
Mostly A’s → The Adventurous Eater
World tour on a plate. Passport ready, spice steady.
Mostly B’s → The Home Chef
Ghar ka khana, ghar ka pyaar — aap comfort ke connoisseur ho.
Mostly C’s → The Sweet Soul
Life bhi soft, dessert bhi. Thoda sugar, thoda emotion.
Mostly D’s → The Spicy Rebel
Drama and masala — both signature ingredients.
Now Compare!
Dekho — kya aapka quiz result aapke zodiac vibe se match karta hai, ya pura mismatch?
About Author
Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.
