SANDWICH SIMPLE hota hai, par har zodiac uske filling ko apni personality ki tarah choose karta hai — koi safe plays karta hai, koi spice overload deta hai, koi five-star chef ban jaata hai, aur kuch log toh literally fridge ka jo bacha-kucha hai woh hi daal dete hain.

Stars ke hisaab se aap plate par kya choose karte ho, usse aapka vibe bohot clear ho jaata hai.
Chalo dekhein, jab sandwich saamne hota hai, tab kaun sa sign kaise behave karta hai.

♈ Aries – “Spicy Paneer Power Sandwich”

Aries ko bold flavours chahiye. Paneer tikka, green chutney, thoda extra mirchi — high-impact, high-energy food that matches their speed.
Even their sandwiches want to get the adrenaline going and give the feels of participating in extreme sport. 

♉ Taurus – “Classic Veggie + Cheese Comfort Sandwich”

Taurus ko reliable, wholesome taste chahiye — soft bread, butter, cucumber, tomato, cheese. Simple, cozy, satisfying.
Zero drama, maximum comfort.

♊ Gemini – “Half-and-Half Combo Sandwich”

Gemini ek filling decide kare?… LMAO impossible.
Ek side mayo-corn, dusri side aloo masala — mix and match is the order of the day. Variety hi unka flavour profile hota hai. And as they say, its the best tspice of life. 

♋ Cancer – “Grilled Cheese Sandwich...like a warm aromatic hug”

Cancer ka go-to? Melty, cheesy, warm grilled sandwich.
Har bite emotional support jaisa feel hota hai.
Soft, comforting, nostalgia-filled. Bachpan ke breakfast ki yaadein, ya eoh last minute at-home date plan. Sabki yaadein taaza. 

♌ Leo – “Loaded Club Sandwich (Extra Everything!)”

Leo ko grand, layered, photogenic sandwich chahiye.
Crisp veggies, double cheese, golden grill marks — Insta-worthy and indulgent.
Unka sandwich bhi spotlight lover hota hai.

♍ Virgo – “Neat, Balanced, Healthy Sandwich”

Virgo ka sandwich: perfectly cut, perfectly portioned, and logical hota hai. Edges so perfectly cut that your Geometry teacher would make you their offsprinmg's God parent. Whole wheat bread, lettuce, tomato, lean protein, light spread.
Taste bhi sorted, health bhi sorted.

♎ Libra – “Aesthetic Avocado Sandwich”

Libra ke liye looks matter.
Cute pastel green avocado, cherry tomatoes, perfect drizzle — sab kuch picture-perfect.
Imagine the salt bae meme but with 5 aditional aesthetic filters. 

♏ Scorpio – “Dark, Smoky Chipotle Sandwich”

Scorpio ko intense, deep flavours pasand hote hain— smoky chipotle, spicy spread, bold textures. Unka sandwich bhi mystery + intensity combo hota hai. And don't be surprised agar Scorpios woh kaale colour ka slightly burnt wala bread bhi opt karein toh.

♐ Sagittarius – “Street-Style Masala Sandwich”

Saggitarians strong flavours, crunch, aur spice prefer karte hain — li'l bit if everything. Bombay masala sandwich with chutney, sev, veggies — pura travel aura ek bite mein.

♑ Capricorn – “Egg & Mayo Efficiency Sandwich”

Capricorn food = simple + practical + filling.
Egg mayo, salt, pepper — done.
No fuss, no experiment, just reliable fuel, baby. 

♒ Aquarius – “Quirky Fusion Sandwich”

Aquarius will eat something unusual: hummus + olives? Pesto + bhindi??
Weird combos that surprisingly work.
Food experimentation = personality expression.

♓ Pisces – “Soft, Creamy, Dreamy Corn-Cheese Sandwich”

Pisces ko soft textures, dreamy flavours pasand hain — corn, cheese, little sweetness.
Warm, gooey, gentle sandwich energy that matches their soft heart.

About Author
Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.