CRICKET aur emotions ka rishta bahut gehra hai. Match jeete toh ghar mein Diwali, haar gaye toh funeral jaisa mahaul. Lekin interesting baat yeh hai ki har kisi ka reaction alag hota hai — aur wo zyada tar depend karta hai aapke zodiac sign pe. Toh chaliye dekhte hain, aap kis category mein aate ho…

♈ Aries: Remote do, TV todne ka mann kar raha hai!

Aap team ki haar ko personal challenge samajh lete ho. TV ki awaaz 100 pe, remote haath mein aur dimaag mein full aggression. Pehle do minute lagta hai ki stadium jaa ke umpire ka hit wicket kar doge. Lekin jaise hi gussa nikalta hai, waise hi agli match ki fantasy playing eleven bana kar ready. Short fuse, quick recovery.

♉ Taurus: Khana lao, dukh halka karna hai

Taurus ka funda simple hai — comfort first. Team haari? Thoda bura laga, par phir turant kitchen ki taraf march. “Kuch chowmein-vowmein banao, pakode talo, chai banao.” Dil ka dukh pet ke raste soothe ho jaata hai. Aur match khatam hote hi aapko sirf itna yaad rehta hai ki chips crunchy the ya nahi.

♊ Gemini: Main bataun kya galti hui…?

Aapka reaction ek hi nahi hota, teen–chaar hote hain. Ek minute mein doston ko phone karke har ball analyze karoge, doosre minute Instagram story pe meme daaloge, teesre minute WhatsApp par family group mein rant karoge. Basically, aapka mood commentary box jaisa hota hai — hamesha on air, hamesha bolte rehna.

♋ Cancer: Dil toot gaya yaar…

Cancer signs dil se khelte hain. Match haar gaya matlab aapko lagta hai aap khud ground par pitch pe run out ho gaye. Ekdum emotional connection bana lete ho team se. Kabhi kabhi toh aap akele corner mein jaa kar quietly sulk bhi karte ho, jaise heartbreak ho gaya ho.

♌ Leo: Agar main hota toh jeet jaate!

Leo ke liye haar ek insult hoti hai. “Kaise ho gaya yeh? Agar main hota toh woh last over mein 6 chakke maar deta”
“Mereko chance milta toh hatrick ho jaati”
“Mujhse toh woh catch kabhi bhi drop nahi hota”
Har shot ko apna shot samajh lete ho aur haar jaayein toh full-on dramatic monologue nikalta hai. Doston ko lagta hai aapko stage mil gaya hai. Dil se perform karte ho, chahe cricket ho ya rona-dhona.

♍ Virgo: Stats khol ke dikhaata hoon…

Virgo ka approach scientific hai. Baaki sab log emotional ho rahe hote hain aur aap already calculation mode mein hote ho. Strike rate, run rate, fielding efficiency, sab stats nikal kar ek detailed post-mortem report ready. Haar ke baad aapko game se zyada analysis ka maza aata hai. Doston ke beech resident statistician ban jaate ho.

♎ Libra: Chill karo, bas ek game tha.

Aap team ke peacemaker banna chahte ho — shanti aur balance. Sabko samjhate ho, “Arre chill yaar, ek game hi toh hai.” Lekin asli kahaani yeh hai ki aap bhi andar se udas ho jaate ho. Sirf itna fark hai ki aap apna dukh diplomatically chhupa lete ho, taaki group mein unnecessary fight na ho.

♏ Scorpio: Main chup hoon… par sab yaad hai

Scorpios match haarne ke baad itne chup ho jaate hain ki lagta hai kuch bada plot ho raha hai. Baaki sab chillane lagte hain, par aap bas aankhon se hi dikhate ho ki andar tufaan chal raha hai. Thoda brooding, thoda revenge mode — jaise agle match ka plan aap hi secretly team ko e-mail karne wale ho..

♐ Sagittarius: Chhod na yaar, party karte hain!

Aap match ke haar ko kabhi zyada seriously nahi lete. Pehle do minute disappointed, phir turant mood switch. “Chalo chhodo yaar, next weekend Goa chalte hain!” Ya phir seedha phone utha kar party plan. Aapke liye life ek adventure hai — match sirf ek pit stop. Agli baar jeet ki umeed ke saath aage badh jaate ho.

♑ Capricorn: Discipline lao, warna kuch nahi badlega.

Capricorn signs practical hote hain. Haar ko emotion nahi, ek lesson ke tarah treat karte hain. “Team ko discipline chahiye, warna result yahi aayega.” Aap turant ek managerial speech nikal dete ho, jaise aapko head coach ki kursi abhi mil jaaye. Strict aur serious tone, lekin helpful bhi — kyunki aapko lagta hai improvement bina planning ke possible nahi hai.

♒ Aquarius: This loss is deeper than cricket…

Aquarius ka reaction hamesha unique hota hai. Aap baith kar aise baat karte hain jaise ki ek philosophical essay padh rahe ho. “Yeh haar humein sikhaati hai ki life mein ups and downs hote hain…” “Expectations hi nahi rakhne chahiye toh disappointment hi nahi hogi” “Duckworth and Lewis kaun the yeh janna bhi zaroori hai”

Matlab jab sab log frustration nikal rahe hote hain, aap ek TED Talk mode mein chale jaate ho. Thoda alag, thoda hatke, but definitely memorable.

♓ Pisces: Kyun universe, kyun?

Pisces jab team haarti hai, toh sirf khud nahi rote — apne aas-paas walon ko bhi guilt trip kara dete hain. “Tumhe samajh kyun nahi aa raha, kitna painful hai yeh?” Sad playlist turant on: retro heartbreak songs ya lo-fi beats. Aur dukh ko drown karne ke liye seedha beach walk, ya kam se kam balcony pe baarish dekhna mandatory. Drama high, empathy overdose.