HAR friend group chat ek circus hota hai — aur har sign usme apna alag role play karta hai. Koi hai caps-lock ka Bhai, koi sirf meme bhejne wala ghost, koi excel sheet ke saath plan banane wala project manager. Aur phir woh bhi hai jo har baar emotional ho jaata hai jab koi “plan cancel” likhta hai. Toh chaliye, decode karte hain aapki group chat personality, zodiac ke hisaab se — kaun hai chaos machine aur kaun silently judge kar raha hai background mein.
♈ Aries
Group mein ghuste hi “GUYSSSSS” likh ke 47 notifs ka bomb phod denge. Reply bhi double speed: ek bande ne “haan” bola toh Aries likh chuka hoga “haan kya bhai?? clear kar pls jaldi!!”. Ekdum insaano ka horn. Saturday 2 am pe “trek ka plan banate hain” bhejega aur Sunday 6 am ko no response!
♉ Taurus
Group mein hai bas background furniture jaisa. Din bhar ek bhi msg nahi, par khana ka pic drop karne aa jaayega: “paneer butter masala homemade :)”. Aur koi bole “bahar jaate hain?” toh seedha: “yaar ghar ka khana best hota hai, main pass.” Matlab new-age freeloading foodie.
♊ Gemini
Sabse irritating par sabse entertaining. Ek hi din mein teen personalities:
– Subah: good-morning motivational quote
– Dopahar: “THIS IS SO ME” reel
– Raat: “guys idk who I am anymore” vent
Matlab permanent comedy + chaos package.
♋ Cancer
Bhai, Cancer ka kaam sirf ek hi: “guys we don’t talk like we used to :(”. Kabhi plan cancel ho gaya toh straight up rona-dhona essay likh dega. Koi bhi random meme bhej do, wo usko apne ex ke liye sign samajh lega. Group ka chhota sa heartbreak factory.
♌ Leo
Every message ka tone = “Main superstar hoon.” Gaali bhi dega toh stylish font mein. Apne hi msg pe 💅 react karega. Group DP change karna, group naam “Squad Goals✨” rakhna — sab inka hi idea. Attention chahiye warna full-blown tantrum.
♍ Virgo
Group ka unpaid secretary. Excel bana dega: “ok so 12 log hain, 7 vegetarian, 3 vegan, 2 gluten-free.” Usske baad bolega, “guys pls confirm by EOD.” Matlab 80 % messages logistics, 20 % passive-aggressive sighs. Plan cancel hua toh sabse zyada hurt bhi yahi hote hain.
♎ Libra
Apne replies ke malik. Kabhi turant “omg cuteee”, kabhi 3 din baad “hahaha just saw this.” Har baar bolenge: “yaar main aa raha hoon” but actual plan ke din: “guys so sorry yaar kuch urgent aa gaya.” Group mein permanently wishy-washy background actor.
♏ Scorpio
Silent killer. Do hafton tak reply nahi, phir achanak ek message: “K.” Matlab ya toh tumne unka dil dukhaya ya abhi unhone tumhari chat ke 47 screenshots le liye. Stickers = 0. Energy = villain monologue. Sab darte hain par fascinated bhi rahte hain.
♐ Sagittarius
Full ADHD ka dukaan. Raat 2 baje: “chal Goa chalte hain kal subah.” Subah 10 baje: “yaar thoda busy hoon.” Random voice note bhejenge jisme 90 % hawa ki awaaz, 10 % bekar joke. Group ka clown, chaos creator, aur happiness distributor ek hi package mein.
♑ Capricorn
Sirf do jagah reply: jab paisa collect karna ho ya jab kaam ka sawal ho. Baaki time group mute pe. Kabhi-kabhi ek sarcastic “acha…” daal dega, aur wo hi sabse bada joke ban jaata hai. Basically group ka strict parent energy.
♒ Aquarius
Sabse bekaar links bhejenge: “guys pls read this 17-page PDF on how time is fake.” Group dinner plan kar raha hai aur ye banda alien conspiracy bhej raha hai. Reply bhi philosophical riddle: “are we even hungry or is hunger a social construct?”
♓ Pisces
Group ka cry-baby dreamer. Har message ke saath “awww yaar🥺” likhega. Group photo change hote hi senti essay: “we’ve come so far together.” Gaadi ka plan ho toh 5 saal purani drive ki photo nikal lega aur bolega “yaad hai guys?” Emotional over-sharer 24/7.
