NEW YEAR aate hi do cheezein universal hoti hain:

1. Fresh motivation, 2. Fresh lies to ourselves.

Kuch log 12 resolutions bana lete hain, kuch sirf “health pe dhyaan dunga” bol ke chhod deta hai, aur kuch log bas yeh hope karte hain ki year thoda zyada gentle ho.

Sach toh yeh hai ki resolutions banana bhi ek personality trait hai — aur woh fully zodiac-approved hota hai.

Chaliye dekhte hain, aapka New Year Resolution Starter Pack actually kaisa dikhta hai.

♈ Aries – “Iss Saal Sab Ho Jaayega” 

Aries ka starter pack full josh se bhara hota hai. Gym, productivity, new habits — sab ek saath shuru. January unke liye sprint hota hai, marathon nahi. Mid-year tak momentum thoda hil sakta hai, par enthusiasm unmatched hoti hai.

♉ Taurus – “Comfort Ke Saath Improvement” Pack

Taurus ke resolutions extreme nahi hote, soft, easy-to -achieve type hote hain. Better food, better routine, better sleep — bas thoda-thoda better. Unka pack bolta hai: slow, steady, aur cozy. Pressure kam, consistency ka plan zyada.

♊ Gemini – “Too Many Ideas” Pack

Gemini ka starter pack options se overflow ka raha hota hai. Ek din fitness, doosre din learning, teesre din actually kya karna tha? Resolutions evolve hote rehte hain. Confusing lag sakta hai, par boring kabhi nahi.

♋ Cancer – “Emotional Reset” Pack

Cancerians ke resolutions feelings se linked hote hain.
Boundaries, self-care, healthier relationships. Unka focus hota hai: khud ko thoda zyada samajhna. Soft goals, deep intent.

♌ Leo – “Glow-Up Season” Pack

Leo ka starter pack loud aur confident hota hai. Self-improvement + self-love combo. Fitness, style, confidence — sab on-brand. Unka goal hota hai: iss saal aur zyada noticeable banna.

♍ Virgo – “Proper System Bana Ke Chalna Hai” Pack

Virgo ka starter pack structured hota hai. Routine, habits, discipline — sab mentally organised. Woh genuinely believe karte hai ki planning se sab ho jaayega. Aur honestly, kaafi had tak ho bhi jaata hai.

♎ Libra – “Balance Bana Ke Rakhna Hai” Pack

Libra ke resolutions extremes avoid karte hain. Work bhi, fun bhi. Health bhi, happiness bhi. Unka starter pack harmony-focused hota hai. Overdoing not allowed.

♏ Scorpio – “Quiet Transformation” Pack

Scorpio apne resolutions announce nahi karte. Jo decide hota hai, woh silently implement hota hai. Deep changes, strong boundaries, zero noise. Starter pack invisible hota hai, par impact nahi.

♐ Sagittarius – “Iss Saal Fuller Life Jeena Hai” Pack

Sagittarius ke resolutions put the emphasis on fun-first Travel, experiences, freedom. Routine thoda loose, intentions broad. Unka goal hota hai: regret kam ho, stories zyada.

♑ Capricorn – “Iss Baar Proper Plan Hai” Pack

Capricorn ka starter pack realistic hota hai. Career, finances, long-term goals — sab aligned. Emotions bhi hote hain, par quietly managed. Unke resolutions ka shelf-life longest hota hai.

♒ Aquarius – “New Ideas, New Version” Pack

Aquarius ka starter pack thoda hatke hota hai. Different goals, different systems, different mindset. Jab saari duniya 1st Jan ko gym jaati hai toh Aquarians peaceful long walk ya nayi ibreakfast polace try karne nikal padte hain.  Unke liye New Year ek experiment hai. Traditional resolutions optional.

♓ Pisces – “Soft Launch of a Better Me” Pack

Pisces ke resolutions dreamy aur gentle hote hain. Healing, creativity, inner peace. Pressure kam, intention pure. Unka starter pack bolta hai: slowly, but sincerely.

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.