♈ Aries – Adventure Safari in South Africa
Aries log vacation ko war zone samajhte hain — jeep, jungle aur jumper sab ready. Zindagi mein thrill chahiye, tabhi toh yeh log lions ke saath brunch aur bungee jump ke saath dessert plan karte hain.
♉ Taurus – Tuscan Countryside, Italy
Taurus log ke liye holiday = food, wine aur uninterrupted nap time. Cobblestone streets, vineyard views aur gelato ka schedule fixed hai. Culture optional, comfort mandatory.
♊ Gemini – Tokyo, Japan
Geminis boredom se allergic hote hain. Kabhi manga café, kabhi sushi counter, kabhi robot restaurant — ek hi trip mein 47 plan bana lete hain. Itinerary? Multiplying faster than your mood swings.
♋ Cancer – Kerala Backwaters
Emotional souls need emotional sunsets. Houseboat pe chai, rain-drenched playlists aur ek novel jo kabhi khatam nahi hoti. Aapka vibe — “main travel karne nahi, heal hone aaya hoon.”
♌ Leo – Dubai, UAE
Leos ka vacation tab tak start nahi hota jab tak koi unki photo Burj Khalifa ke background ke saath like na kare. Gold market bhi unhe fashion shoot lagta hai. Luxury ho toh Leo-level ho, varna naa ho.
♍ Virgo – Switzerland
Virgos ke liye travel planning Excel sheet se shuru hoti hai. Swiss punctuality aur cleanliness unke liye spiritual experience hoti hai. Aur Itinerary toh unka second home lagti hai.
♎ Libra – Paris, France
Aapke liye trip ek Instagram filter se kam nahi. Croissant in one hand, vintage book in the other — balance between art aur aesthetic. Perfectly framed vacation, perfectly curated captions.
♏ Scorpio – Bali, Indonesia
Mysterious yet magnetic — Scorpios beach pe bhi drama le aate hain. Spiritual retreat ke naam pe intense transformation karte hain, aur wapas aake sabko kehte hain, “I’ve changed.”
♐ Sagittarius – Peru (Machu Picchu)
Backpack ready, GPS off. Sagittarians ke liye har path ek adventure hai. Hiking, new languages, aur anjaan sheher mein kho jaana is part of the fun. Yeh kahaniyaan collect karte hain, souvenirs nahi.
♑ Capricorn – London, UK
Capricorns ka vacation bhi goal-oriented hota hai. Museum check, conferences attended, aur thoda Thames ke kinare life ke baare mein ponder karna. Even chilling looks like productivity with Capricorns.
♒ Aquarius – Iceland
Unique destination, unique brain. Aap glaciers aur geysers ke beech deep conversations karte milenge “Main crowd nahi, aurora borealis chase karta hoon.” Inka bas ek hi rule hai — mainstream ki aankhon se door kahin, solitude. .
♓ Pisces – Santorini, Greece
Romantic views aur pastel houses — pure Pisces paradise. Aapko beach pe baithke poetry likhne ka bhi time milta hai. Ye trip emotion aur aesthetics dono ka blend hai.
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BOING Vacation Personality Quiz: “Aap Kis Type Ke Traveller Ho?”
Q1. Jab aap trip plan karte ho, sabse pehla step kya hota hai?
A. Full itinerary with Google Sheets aur time stamps.
B. “Kaha jaa rahe hain?” – figure kar lenge raste mein.
C. Ask 5 friends, 10 reviews aur phir decide.
D. “Main toh bas hotel bed aur AC ke liye jaa raha hoon.”
E. “Pool aur spa khula hai na? Perfect.”
F. “Yahan ka khaana best hai? Culture baad mein dekhenge.”
G. “Bas good lighting aur cute café chahiye — Insta ready trip ho.”
Q2. Airport pe aapka mood kya hota hai?
A. Boarding pass colour-coded folder mein.
B. Gate number last minute check karte hue.
C. Thoda confusion, thoda confidence — chalte chalo.
D. Already sleepy, flight ko nap time samjha.
E. Spa voucher haath mein, stress door.
F. Snack bag full — in-flight food critic mode on.
G. Outfit match kar raha hai terminal ke background se.
Q3. Group trip mein aap kya karte ho?
A. Sabka schedule manage karte ho — unofficial tour guide.
B. Lost ho jaate ho aur kahin aur selfie le lete ho.
C. Directions poochte ho, help karte ho, balance bana ke chalte ho.
D. “Main room mein hoon, mujhe disturb mat karna.”
E. Spa aur pool time fix hai — rest optional.
F. Local dhaba dhoondh ke food blog update karte ho.
G. Café-hopping aur photo angles — priority list pe no. 1.
Q4. Jab koi bole “subah 5 baje sunrise trek hai,” aapka reaction:
A. Already ready with packed bag.
B. “Trek kya hota hai?”
C. “Pooch lo, dekhte hain manageable hai kya.”
D. “Main toh blanket ke andar hoon, good luck.”
E. “Trek ke baad massage hai na?”
F. “Sunrise se zyada sunrise breakfast important hai.”
G. “Acha view hai? Matlab photo potential hai?”
RESULTS:
Mostly A’s — The Itinerary Commander
Calendar ka soldier. Flights, trains, aur bathroom breaks tak plan hota hai. Excel sheet ne hi visa approve karwaya hoga.
Mostly B’s — The Lost & Loving It
Directionless but delighted. “Dekhte hain kaha pahuchte hain” is your travel philosophy. GPS ko bhi confusion hoti hai.
Mostly C’s — The Curious Explorer
Thoda ask, thoda improvise. Aap guidebook aur gut dono pe bharosa rakhte ho — har trip ek experiment lagti hai.
Mostly D’s — The Cozy Cocooner
Vacation = extended nap. Local sightseeing ka idea bhi aapke liye exhausting hai. Aapka vibe: “main rest karne aaya hoon, not explore karne.”
Mostly E’s — The Spa & Soak Specialist
Bubble bath aur beach lounger — bas wahi itinerary chahiye. Aapka motto: “Self-care > Sightseeing.”
Mostly F’s — The Culinary Crusader
Aapke liye trip ka matlab hota hai khaana. Street food ho ya Michelin-star, you travel for taste buds, not timelines.
Mostly G’s — The Content Creator Camper
“If it’s not on Instagram, did it even happen?” Aapka passport stamp se zyada filter count important hai. Camera always eats first.
About Author
Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.
