TRAIN JOURNEYS sirf travel nahi, pura personality test hoti hain.
Kisi ka bag 5 kilo snacks se bhara hota hai, koi poori bogie ka best friend ban jaata hai, aur koi chadhte hi hibernate mode mein chala jaata hai.
Stars bolte hain — har sign ka ek signature travel style hota hi hota hai.

Chalo dekhte hain, aapka kaunsa hai:

♈ Aries – The Restless Explorer Traveller

Aries ko train journey patience test lagti hai. Seat pe tike rehna mushkil. Kabhi window side, kabhi door side, kabhi chai lene bhaag jaate hain. Social bhi ho jaate hain, but mostly energy burn karne ke chakkar mein ghoomte rehte hain.

♉ Taurus – The Over-Prepared Traveller

Snacks, water, cozy shawl, extra cushions — Taurus ka travel starter pack fixed hota hai. Unko comfort chahiye, aur woh guarantee ke saath milna chahiye.
Jo chahiye woh saath leke chalo… tab hi peace of mind milta hai.

♊ Gemini – The Social Butterfly Traveller

Train ke doosre minute se hi conversation chalu. TT se dosti, aunty se recipe talk, bachcho se riddles — sab ho jaata hai. Geminis boredom ko tolerate nahi karte, woh poori bogie ko entertain karne lagte hai.

♋ Cancer – The Sleep-Mode Traveller

Cancer ko moving trains ek lullaby effect lagta hai. Blanket, pillow, chai ka cup… and goodnight. Vo apne comfort bubble mein itne khush rehte hain ki destination announce hone tak koi dikkat nahi.

♌ Leo – The Chatty, Charming Traveller

Leos thoda social, thoda dramatic act karte hain. Agar unse baat karo toh kahaani sunayenge; agar na karo toh window ke through full “main-character” stare dete rahenge. Friendly, confident, but definitely want attention on their travel .

♍ Virgo – The Ultra Over-Prepared Traveller

Virgo ke bag mein basic cheezein nahi — pura medical kit, mini pantry aur survival essentials milega. Seat map organised, luggage secured, sanitization on point. Inke saath travel karne ka matlab tension-free journey.

♎ Libra – The Pleasant Social Traveller

Libra quietly friends banata hai — polite, charming, smooth conversations.
Not loud, not shy — bas comfortable vibes. Train journey unke liye soft bonding moments hoti hai, chai ke sath thodi gossip, thode compliments.

♏ Scorpio – The Deep-Sleep Traveller

Scorpio train mein enter hote hi dissociate ho jaate hain.
Earphones on, jacket over face, blanket tight — do not disturb mode on.
Unki sleep itni powerful hoti hai ki platform announcements bhi unhe nahi hila sakte.

♐ Sagittarius – The Wander-Around Traveller

Sagittarius ko seat par rehn hi nahi sakta. Bogie se bogie tak ghoomna, nayi chai try karna, window view record karna… pura tourist mode. Thoda social, thoda adventure, pure energy.

♑ Capricorn – The Responsible Traveller

Capricorn ka travel kit logical aur balanced hota hai — important documents, water, food, padlocks, safety checks. Vo practical comfort prefer karte hain, aur har situation ka plan B ready hota hai. Over-prepared but in a very mature way.

♒ Aquarius – The Oddball Socially Selective Traveller

Aquarius kabhi poori bogie se baat kar lega, kabhi ek bhi shabd nahi bolega — depends on mood and stars. Kabhi notebook mein ideas likh raha hoga, kabhi TT ko crypto samjha raha hoga. Unpredictable but interesting company.

♓ Pisces – The Peaceful Traveller

Pisces train ki rhythm mein dissolve ho jaata hai. Sone, sapne dekhne, khidki ki hawa enjoy karne — yeh sab unka travel routine hai. Highly nap-friendly, low noise, pure comfort.

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.