CONCERT CHOOSE karna sirf music taste ka sawaal nahi hota — yeh energy ka decision hota hai.

Standing crowd ya comfy seats, chill vibe ya full madness, scream-along ya quietly feel karna.

Kuch log sirf songs ke liye jaate hain, kuch moments ke liye, aur kuch bas isliye kyunki “life mein ek baar toh karna chahiye.”

Stars already jaante hain — aap kaunsa concert actually enjoy karoge.

So let's find out.

♈ Aries — “All-Out Energy Zone”

Aapko woh concert chahiye jahan standing still impossible ho. Loud music, fast beats, aur crowd jo full josh mein ho. Yahan "chill" karne wala system nahi hota, aapko koodna hai, chillana hai aur paseena bahaana hai. Agar thakaan nahi hui, toh concert ka feel nahi aaya.

Ideal genre: High-Energy Rock & EDM Shows 

♉ Taurus — “Soft, Soulful & Comfortable”

Aapke liye best concert woh hota hai jahan sound warm ho aur seating comfy. Aisi jagah jahan aap aankhen band karke music ko feel kar sakein aur thoda relax bhi kar sakein. Zyada dhakkam-dhukki nahi, koi "mosh-pit" ka jhanjat nahi. Log ek piece mein andar jaayein aur ek piece mein baahar aaye. Apne kapdo aur valuables samet. 


Ideal genre: Soul, R&B & Acoustic Sets.

♊ Gemini — “Multi-Vibe Festival Mode”

Aap ek hi sound mein bore ho jaate ho, isliye festival-style concerts aapke liye perfect hote hain. Different artists, different moods, aur constant switch of energy. Aapko discover karna pasand hai. Like, why stick to one genre when you can listen to 3, right? Ek stage pe acoustic set khatam hua nahu ki aap chale folk wale ke paas, Woh set just peak kiya hi tha ki aap EDM pe aa gaye. Bhai wah! Variety truly is the spice of life for you. 


Ideal genre: Festival Line-Ups & Indie Pop

♋ Cancer — “Heartfelt Sing-Along”

Aapko woh concerts pasand hain jahan lyrics matter karte hain. Soft lights, emotional songs, aur crowd jo dil se gaa raha ho. Aise moments aapke liye sirf music nahi, memory ban jaate hain. Babe, you thrive on memory making. 


Ideal genre: Singer-Songwriter Nights

♌ Leo — “Big, Bold, Dramatic Show”

Aapko arena-style concerts chahiye jahan lights, visuals aur full performance ho. Music ke saath thoda drama bhi. Aapko feel chahiye ki aap kisi iconic moment ka hissa ho, sirf audience member nahi. To be honest the live concert industry thrives because of people like you. You're the mbodiment of the 'Go big, or go home' experience. Titantron screens, ear splitting decibel levels and drone shot camera angles ke neeche toh aap ke liye koi baat hi nahi.


Ideal genre: Big-Stage Pop & Stadium Anthems

♍ Virgo — “Clean Sound, Solid Skill”

Aapke liye concert ka matlab hai good sound quality aur talented performance. Over-the-top chaos se zyada aapko precision aur clarity pasand hai. Jab artist actually accha gaa raha ho, tab aapko real satisfaction milta hai. You my friend are an audiophile. Guitsr tone se lekar table ki tuning tak aap ko sab kuch crystal clear aur perfect sunna hai. Yout gig reviews are less about the actual music and more about whehter or not the sound and tech team did their job wel.


Ideal genre: Progressive rock anf indian Cllassical muiac. 

♎ Libra — “Pretty, Peaceful, Perfect Vibe”

Aapko woh concerts pasand hain jo dekhne mein bhi beautiful ho. Outdoor setups, soft lighting, aesthetic stage. Music ke saath ek romantic sa mood bhi hona chahiye. Vibe jitni balanced hogi, aap utna enjoy karoge. You look forward to the lights going prple-ish pink and baloons to fly off during heartfelt moments and fireworeks during high performiamce moments. 


Ideal genre: Aesthetic Indie & Bollywood playback singers. 

♏ Scorpio — “Dark, Deep, Intense”
 

Aapko light-hearted concerts nahi chahiye. Aapko woh vibe pasand hai jahan music thoda intense ho aur mood thoda serious. Low lights, deep beats aur crowd jo full focus mein ho — wahi aapka scene hai. let's face it, you like a bit opf a cult like atmmosphere at your concerts. Not for any shady means but for the dedication you guys have towards the music. It's intense, but once you're into it. It's a lot of fun. 

Ideal genre: Dark Pop, goth rock and new age electronica

♐ Sagittarius — “Wild & Free Energy”

Aapko woh concerts chahiye jahan rules thode loose ho aur fun zyada. Jumping, dancing, shouting — sab allowed. Aapke liye concert ek mini-adventure hota hai, jahan har moment spontaneous hota hai. Collective experiences are fun, sure but your crowd is found at shows where every littlr group of people are doing their own thing to enjoy the music. 


Ideal genre: Party Music and dance pop.

♑ Capricorn — “Classic & Worth-It Show

Aap woh concerts choose karte ho jahan artist respected ho aur music solid ho. Aapko hype se zyada quality matter karti hai. Aisa show chahiye jo aapko lage ki ticket ka full paisa vasool ho gaya. You'll take an established veteran who's been at it for decades over the newest viral sensation who all the keyerd in crod is getting attracted to/ 

Ideal genre: Classic Rock & Sufi nights

♒ Aquarius — “Different & Experimental”
 

Aap normal concerts se bore ho jaate ho. Aapko kuch hatke chahiye — new sounds, unusual setups, ya artists jo thode alag ho. Jitna unpredictable, utna better. Everybody else gets into the kind of shows you go to 3 years later. You go to the depths of news magazines and websites to find the obscure gigs happening at lesser known venues with only the most ecclectic bunch of enthusiasts. 

Ideal genre: Experimental, Alt & Electronic

♓ Pisces — “Dreamy, Soft, Magical”

Aapko woh concerts pasand hain jahan music aapko thoda dreamy bana de. Soft lights, emotional tunes aur ek floaty feeling. Aapko feel hota hai jaise aap music ke andar hi kho gaye ho.

Ideal genre: Dream Pop, Lo-Fi, Chillwave, Ghazal 

About Author
Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.