DIWLAI KE WISHES WhatsApp pe aise udte hain jaise patakhe — loud, colourful, aur thoda repetitive. Lekin har message ke peeche ek personality chhupi hoti hai. Koi “✨Stay blessed✨” likh ke vanish ho jaata hai, toh koi voice-note ke through bhavnao ka flood le aata hai. Dekhein aap kis type ke “Happy Diwali” sender ho apne zodiac ke hisaab se?

♈ Aries → “Caps Lock Pataka”

Bold letters, zero filter. “HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL🔥🔥” likhne ke baad Aries turant 10 group mein bhej dega aur phir reply ka intezaar nahi karega. High energy, low grammar, full impact. Inka wish message padh ke lagta hai jaise rocket aankhon ke samne phat gaya ho.

♉ Taurus → “Aesthetic Wisher”

Aapka message ekdum premium hot chocolate jaisa hai — rich aur perfectly styled. “Wishing you warmth, light and prosperity✨” ke saath golden font aur background pe floating diyas. Reply na mile toh thoda hurt hote hain, par unhe maloom hai ki unke message ka taste long-lasting hai.

♊ Gemini → “The Serial Forwarder”

Ek hi din mein teen alag Diwali wishes bhej dega — ek funny meme, ek motivational quote aur ek deep shayari. Koi puchhe kyun toh bolega: “Variety mein hi toh life hai!” Gemini ka inbox Diwali content studio bann jaata hai.

♋ Cancer → “The Emotion Bomb”

Message shuru “Happy Diwali” se hota hai aur end “tum sab mere liye kitne important ho” par. Har line mein dil ka weight milta hai. Voice note mein soft background music bhi add kar dete hain. Tumhe lagta hai Diwali wish aayi hai, par actually therapy session mil gaya hai.

♌ Leo → “The Influencer Greeting”

Story pe ring light ke saath pose: “Wishing you love and light 💫” caption aur brand-collab wala filter. DM mein likhte hain: “Dekha mera story? Cute tha na?” For Leo, Diwali is not a festival — it’s a content opportunity.

♍ Virgo → “The Meticulous Messenger”

Inka Diwali wish ek Google Doc ka project lagta hai. Grammar perfect, line breaks symmetrical, emojis strategically placed. Jo log “diya” aur “dia” mix karte hain unpe secret judgement mode on. Reply mein ‘thanks’ aaye toh bhi proof-read karte hain.

♎ Libra → “The Copy-Paste King (Ya Queen)”

WhatsApp par jo sabse top forward aata hai, wo Libra ka go-to template hai. Par forward karne se pehle ek heart emoji add karke bata denge ki “main alag hoon.” Sabko lagta hai unhone soch samajh ke bheja hai, lekin Google Images ko credit milna chahiye.

♏ Scorpio → “The Silent Status Setter”

Kuch nahi bhejenge, bas ek dark background pe ‘💥Light defeats darkness💥’ likh ke status lagayenge. Koi reply de toh sirf “hmm” ya “indeed” likh kar mystery maintain karenge. Diwali wish nahi, existential question lagta hai.

♐ Sagittarius → “The Over-Excited Broadcaster”

Har group mein ek hi line: “Party kab hai??” Uske baad 10 rocket emojis aur ek GIF jisme Salman Khan dance kar raha hai. Sagittarius ka Diwali wish noise-cancellation se bhi bach nahi sakta.

♑ Capricorn → “The Corporate Forward”

Subject line: “Wishing you a prosperous Diwali and a successful Q4.” Capricorn ka message ek email newsletter ki tarah lagta hai. Signature mein company logo bhi add. Professionalism so strong ki even firecracker bhi compliance approval maange.

♒ Aquarius → “The Quirky Philosopher”

Inka Diwali wish starts with: “May the light within you burn brighter than society’s expectations.” Sab padh ke sochte hain, “yeh forward tha ya TED Talk?” Emoji use: 🪔 for depth + 🧠 for vibe. Khaas banda, khaas caption.

♓ Pisces → “The Poetic Dreamer”

“Diye jalte rahein, sapne palte rahein…” type ka message bhejenge. Background music — Arijit Singh, mood — sentimental. Unke wishes mein feels zyada, clarity kam hoti hai. Har forward ek shayari aur therapy ka fusion lagta hai.

TOH BOLO, aap kis type ke Diwali messager ho? Rocket-energy Aries, forward-loving Gemini ya status-with-depth Scorpio? Kuch bhi ho, bas light phailaate raho (aur mute button bhi ready rakho for those family-group forward storms 💥).