ZODIAC KI NAZAR SE: AAP APNE EX KE BAARE MEIN KYA SOCHTE HO?

Still crying, totally moved on, or plotting a glow-up?

Kya aap abhi bhi raaton mein “Kabira” sunte ho ya phir naye gym routine se usse dikhana chahte ho what they lost? Har zodiac ka apna unique breakup recovery style hota hai – kuch log toh breakup ke baad bhi bhool nahi paate, aur kuch log pehle hi coffee date pe chale jaate hain.

Let’s decode: Zodiac ki nazar se, aap apne ex ke baare mein kya feel karte ho?

♈ Aries: “New number, who dis?”

Aries toh breakup ke next hi din apni bucket list check karna shuru kar dete hain.

Unka motto: Life is short, exes are temporary, thrill is forever.

Aries ke liye breakup ek challenge hai – jise jeet ke dikhana hai.

Ex ki yaad? Sirf tab aati hai jab Insta par koi badi glow-up wali reel banani ho.

♉ Taurus: “I invested in us, mujhe interest chahiye!”

Taurus log emotional ho jaate hain but classy tareeke se.

Unki vibe: “Maine tujhe itna time, itna pyaar diya… ab tu mujhe yaad kar.”

Comfort zone chhodna inke liye tough hota hai.

Breakup ke baad bhi woh old hoodie + chocolate ice cream combo se chipak jaate hain.

♊ Gemini: “Next, please.”

Gemini ka heart break hota hai, lekin dil nahi.

Ye log fast forward jeete hain – kal breakup hua, aaj brunch date booked hai.

Ex ke liye? “Sweet memories bro, but I gotta keep it moving!”

Aur haan, Gemini se breakup karke unki next story update mat miss karna – indirects guaranteed.

♋ Cancer: “Why did we even break up yaar?”

Cancerians ke liye har breakup ek heartbreak saga hota hai.

Unki playlist: Agar Tum Saath Ho, Channa Mereya, aur Fix You.

Kahi na kahi hope rehta hai ki “maybe one day they’ll come back.”

Unki healing slow hoti hai, lekin jab hoti hai, toh pure heart se hoti hai.

♌ Leo: “Your loss, darling.”

Leo ka ego allow hi nahi karta ki wo breakup ke baad low feel kare.

Ye log apne ex ko prove karte hain ki “I was always the best thing that ever happened to you.”

Glam outfits, new haircut, social media pe savage captions – sab Leo ka healing process hai.

Drama? Thoda mandatory hota hai.

♍ Virgo: “Let me make a pros-cons list of this breakup.”

Virgos emotional hone se pehle analytical ho jaate hain.

“Where did we go wrong?” “Was it me?” “Could I have fixed it?”

Ye log breakups ko Excel sheet jaise analyse karte hain.

Ex ke liye emotions toh hote hain, but wo diary ke 6th page tak limited rehte hain.

♎ Libra: “But we were so cute together!”

Libras hate imbalance – aur breakup se zyada imbalance kya hota hai?

Ye log thoda denial phase mein jaate hain – “Maybe we just needed space?”

Doston ke shoulder pe royenge, phir ek perfect selfie daal kar ex ko confuse karenge.

Unki vibe: “Peace and love… but also, low-key revenge.”

♏ Scorpio: “Tumne galat insaan se panga liya.”

Scorpios ka heartbreak hota hai toh earthquake jaisa hota hai.

Emotionally intense and thoda revenge mode on.

Ex ka har move track karenge, lekin khud mystery ban ke rahenge.

Unke glow-up ka agenda hota hai – “Tumne mujhe ignore kiya, ab main tumhare sapne mein bhi aunga.”

♐ Sagittarius: “I’m outta here.”

Saggi log breakups ko travel therapy se heal karte hain.

Backpacking karo, mountains mein chalo, aur duniya ko bhool jao.

Emotionally? Thoda detached.

Inke liye freedom > relationship.

Breakup ke baad ex ka naam bhi yaad nahi rehta kabhi kabhi.

♑ Capricorn: “I’ll cry… after my 6 PM meeting.”

Capricorns emotions ko calendar mein schedule karte hain.

Kaam ke time sirf kaam – heartbreak ke liye sirf weekend.

Ye log heartbreak se bhi career milestone bana lete hain.

Glow-up? Already on it.

Revenge? Through success only.

♒ Aquarius: “Ex? Oh, that social experiment.”

Aquarius log detach ho jaate hain emotionally, lekin deep down thoda hurt feel karte hain.

Inka approach thoda philosophical hota hai – “We weren’t meant to be, but we were meant to grow.”

Social media detox, new book, aur solo trip – unki recovery routine.

But unka ex kabhi samajh nahi paata ki kya soch rahe the ye log.

♓ Pisces: “I wrote 3 poems about us.”

Pisces ka heartbreak ek art form hota hai.

Shayari, painting, long walks in the rain – they feel it all.

Breakup ke baad bhi unke dreams mein ex aata hai, aur kabhi kabhi phone ki gallery se uski photos delete bhi nahi kar paate.

Unki healing process slow but poetic hoti hai.

Toh aap kaunsa type nikle?

Still crying, totally moved on, ya full glow-up mode mein ho?

Chahe koi bhi zodiac ho, ek baat yaad rakhna: Breakups temporary hote hain, but your vibe is forever.

Aur haan, ex ko stalk karna band karo… ya phir at least secretly karo.