Alarm aur aap ka relationship status: It's complicated. Koi subah 4:30 pe uthkar yoga karta hai, koi 9 baje tak bed se chipka rehta hai. Kuch log toh alarm sunke bhi pretend karte hain ki kuch hua hi nahi. Toh aaj dekhte hain ki har zodiac sign apne morning alarm ka kya haal karta hai.

♈ Aries – "Alarm? Mera dushman number one!"

Alarm bajte hi Aries phone ko wall pe fek deta hai. "Kaun hai be jo mujhe jagane ki himmat kar raha hai?" Phir yaad aata hai ki office jaana hai toh gusse mein brush karte hue toothpaste tube ka murder kar dete hain. Snooze button ko itna dabate hain ki woh permanently dab jaata hai. Last mein 20 minutes late hoke bhi confidence se bolte hain "traffic tha boss."

♉ Taurus – "Snooze is my love language"

Taurus ke minimum 7 alarms set hote hain, har 5 minute pe. Pehla alarm 6 baje, actually uthna hota hai 8 baje. Beech mein woh apne blanket se shaadi kar lete hain. "Bas 5 minute aur" bolke 2 ghante nikal dete hain. Jab finally uthte hain toh pehle breakfast ka plan banate hain, phir sochte hain ki aaj chutti le lein.

♊ Gemini – "I was about to wake up... sapne mein"

Gemini subah uthke phone check karte hain, 47 WhatsApp messages ka reply karte hain, phir wapas so jaate hain. Baad mein bolte hain "yaar I woke up early, pata nahi kaise phir se neend aa gayi." Unke paas har din ka naya excuse ready rehta hai. Kabhi "phone dead tha," kabhi "alarm hi nahi baja." Sach yeh hai ki woh alarm snooze karte karte Instagram reels dekhne lag jaate hain.

♋ Cancer – "Mummy ne kyun nahi uthaya?"

Cancer alarm ke bharose nahi rehte, unhe chahiye family support system. "Mummy, 7 baje utha dena" bolke khud 10 alarms laga lete hain. Phir bhi jab late ho jaate hain toh emotional breakdown. "Koi mujhse pyaar nahi karta, kisi ko meri parwah nahi." Bed se uthne se pehle 15 minute tak life ke baare mein inhe philosophical thoughts aate hain.

♌ Leo – "Main toh naturally early riser hun"

Leo ka alarm sirf formality ke liye hai. Woh hamesha alarm se 2 minute pehle uth jaate hain aur phir Instagram story dalte hain "Early morning vibes." Reality yeh hai ki raat ko 3 baje tak Netflix dekha tha aur ab aankhein khuli nahi ja rahi. Phir bhi mirror ke saamne jaake baal set karke selfie lenge "woke up like this" caption ke saath.

♍ Virgo – "Mere 3 backup alarms bhi hain"

Virgo ke paas alarm ka poora system hai. Phone pe 5, clock pe 2, Alexa pe 3. Har alarm ka alag ringtone, alag volume. Uthne ke baad pehle checklist dekhte hain ki aaj kya kya karna hai. Agar 7:00 ki jagah 7:02 pe uthe toh samjho poore din ka schedule bigad gaya. Phir baaki sabko punctuality pe lecture dete hain.

♎ Libra – "Uthun ya na uthun? Big question"

Libra ke liye alarm sunte hi life ka sabse bada decision making crisis shuru ho jaata hai. "Agar abhi uth jaaun toh fresh rehne milega, lekin agar 10 minute aur so jaaun toh better feel karne milega." Is confusion mein 45 minute nikal jaate hain. Phir uthke poore ghar mein survey karte hain ki baaki log kya kar rahe hain. End mein late hoke bhi sweetly "sorry, alarm nahi suna" bol dete hain.

♏ Scorpio – "Alarm ko trust nahi karte hum"

Scorpio raat ko 4 baar check karte hain ki alarm set hua hai ya nahi. Phir bhi subah uthke phone ko suspect ki tarah dekhte hain. "Tune sahi time pe alarm bajaya ya nahi?" Volume full hota hai phir bhi bolte hain "mujhe laga koi sapna dikh raha tha." Secretly woh jaag rahe hote hain lekin bed mein revenge planning kar rahe hote hain ki kisiko kaise pareshan karein.

♐ Sagittarius – "Alarm? Woh kya hota hai?"

Sagittarius kabhi alarm hi nahi lagate. "Yaar naturally uth jaayenge jab man karega." Phir 2 baje uthke shock ho jaate hain. "Are yaar, aaj Monday tha kya?" Unka philosophy simple hai: agar kuch important hoga toh koi phone karke utha dega. Jab late hote hain toh haskar bolte hain "time is just a social construct yaar."

♑ Capricorn – "5 AM club president here"

Capricorn 4:45 pe uth jaate hain, 5:00 ka alarm cancel karte hain with pride. Phir LinkedIn pe post dalte hain "While you were sleeping, I finished my workout." Unke according jo log snooze button dabate hain woh life mein kabhi successful nahi ho sakte. Breakfast ke time pe office presentation practice karte hain. Baaki logo ko judge karte hain ki "tumhare paas bhi same 24 hours hain."

♒ Aquarius – "Maine alarm ka concept hi change kar diya"

Aquarius ke alarm sounds mein whale ki awaaz, Tibetan bells, ya phir koi underground techno music hota hai. "Normal alarm sun ke kaun uthta hai?" Woh alarm ko art form bana dete hain. Kabhi phone ko room ke doosre corner mein rakh dete hain, kabhi puzzle solve karne pe hi alarm band hota hai. Phir bhi late hote hain kyunki bathroom mein life ka meaning dhoondhne lag jaate hain.

♓ Pisces – "Sapne mein alarm band kar diya tha"

Pisces alarm sunte hi aur zyada deep sleep mein chale jaate hain. Unke sapne mein woh already office pahunch gaye hote hain, kaam bhi kar liya hota hai. Reality mein 11 baje aankhein khulti hain. "Mujhe laga ki I already woke up!" Phone pe 37 missed calls dekh ke panic mode activate ho jata hai. Phir creative excuse banate hain ki "spiritual awakening ho rahi thi, disturb nahi kar sakte the."

Toh batao, aap kis category mein aate ho? Woh early bird jo alarm se pehle uth jaate hain ya woh night owl jo snooze button ka world record banana chahte hain? Koi bhi ho, ek baat toh pakki hai – alarm clock se humari jung kabhi khatam nahi hogi. Aur haan, kal subah jab alarm baje toh yaad rakhna, woh tumhara dushman nahi, life ka reality check hai!