LATE HONE KE LIYE sirf ill-advised alarm-snoozing hi nahi, personality bhi responsible hoti hai.

Yeh punctuality ka issue nahi hai. 

Yeh lifestyle hai.
Yeh ek philosophy hai.

City life ne time pe pohonchna already mushkil bana diya hai… Par kuch log usse aur complex bana dete hain.

1. The Optimistic Time-Mathematician

“Bas 20 minute lagenge.”

Traffic? Cabbie ka wait? Outfit choose karna?
Sab imaginary hai.

Inka dimaag ideal conditions pe kaam karta hai, reality pe nahi.

MOST LIKELY TO BE:
SAGITTARIUS, GEMINI

2. The Chronic Overbooker

Ek hi din mein gym + work + plan + plan + plan.

Sab jagah pahunchna hai. Time kisi aur se borrow karna padega. Yahi log sabse zyada “sorry I’m late” bolte hain — but sincerely haan.

MOST LIKELY TO BE:
ARIES, LEO

3. The Emotionally Delayed

Ready toh ho gaye the. Par phir overthinking ka attack ho gaya.

Existential pause inke liye mandatory hota hai. Kabhi ghar se nikalte hue, kabhi auto mein.

MOST LIKELY TO BE:
CANCER, PISCES

4. The “5 Minutes Away” Liar

Abhi nikle.
Lift mein.
Bas aa rahe hain.

Par yeh jhoot nahi bolte. Yeh bas aspirational timelines share karte hain.

MOST LIKELY TO BE:
LIBRA, GEMINI

5. The Chaos Magnet

Late hone ka koi ek reason nahi hota. Universe bas inke against hai.

Power cut. Network issue. Rickshaw gayab. Sab kuch ek saath.

MOST LIKELY TO BE:
AQUARIUS, SCORPIO

You’ll Never Find Them On Such A List: The Chronically Punctual (& Judgemental)

Ye time se pehle pahunch ke baaki sab ko judge kar rahe hote hain. Phone scroll. Sigh. Side-eye. Repeat.

Yeh kabhi life mein late nahi hote, isliye latecomers ke liye inke paas zero empathy hai.

MOST LIKELY TO BE:
VIRGO, CAPRICORN

Life Truth (Non-Judgemental Edition)

Wo jo hamesha late pohonchte hai, “careless” nahin hote. Bas unka time ke saath ka relationship status “it’s complicated” pe set hai.